my paper hat

I tried to get him to post, as the fact that he told me we should do a collaborative blog was the main reason I started one at all (aside from the fact that I spend so much time stealing ideas from other people that I figured I might as well put my own brain vomit on the internet, too.) Instead, I have decided to do a featured post about him, because, although it is gag worthy, and I have decided relationships are gross, I quite like mine...and him.

I do apologise though, because when I see posts like this, I can't decide whether to 'awww', or to stab my eyes with a fork. Generally, the latter.